About The Cranky Cupcake

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At the Cranky Cupcake, sarcasm isn't just a sign of intelligence. It's a way of life. 

Life is hard. That's no newsflash. But everything is easier with a dash of humor.

We all know the value of being able to laugh at ourselves and make our loved ones chuckle. But broader than that, we also need to laugh at the nonsense we deal with in daily life. If we don't, our eyes won't stop twitching and we get stabby. 

No one wants to walk up to an "idiot" and tell them why they've earned that title. Their less than grateful reaction will inevitably make you more stabby than ever. 

The cure? Get those true -- but not necessarily kind -- thoughts out of your head and onto a comfy, well-designed, on-point t-shirt or sweatshirt. It's just the comfort your eye twitch needs. (WARNING: May be replaced with a smirk you will struggle to conceal.)

You might even choose your outfit based on who you will have to deal with that day. Spending time with a bossy sibling? How about your Mother-in-Law? A nosy neighbor? Maybe IDK Where You Got Your Opinion would ease your tension. Or is it your kid's condescending teacher or overzealous coach? Putting a little fear in them with Crazy or Hilariously Unstable? might be fun.

Don't wait until you're in a rocking chair on the front porch, yelling at kids to get off your lawn, to let the world know what you think. Start now and maybe you'll ease into your old age with a well-worn smile and your sanity intact.

Oh and if you are wondering why named our store after baked goods, the answer is twofold.

The Cranky Cupcake is an oxymoron that makes sense of our competing natures. A little sassy and a little sweet, in equal measure (usually).

Plus, it was catchy and the domain was available. #truthinmarketing