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If You Don't Want a Sarcastic Answer T-Shirt

If You Don't Want a Sarcastic Answer T-Shirt

$27.99 USD
$27.99 USD
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Our If You Don't Want a Sarcastic Answer T-shirt is your new superpower.

Dimwits can't get smarter until they realize they have a problem. Enter you, sporting your new tee, helping everyone save themselves from snarky retorts. 

Keep up this kind of community service and we're going to have to fit you for a cape. 

Our graphic tee is built for comfort and quality with a slightly tailored shape. It's not too loose or tight, providing a comfortable and flattering fit for most body types. Make sure your t-shirt fits the way you want it to by using the size chart included with our design images. Size charts are your friends!

And make sure to check the dropdowns below for more info on this t-shirt (including how to care for it), our 1st Tee Guarantee, shipping details, and store policies.

Our Shirts

All of our designs are printed on high quality t-shirts, sweatshirts and hoodies.

Some product photos feature folded sleeves and/or knotted hems. Your product will not arrive folded or knotted.

For more details on the construction of this shirt, review the product description.

And for more sizing information, check out the Size and Color chart included in the image section.

Because these are such great shirts, specific colors and sizes might be out of stock when you place your order. If that is the case, we will substitute with another very similar shirt.

Caring for Your New Shirt

To maintain quality and extend the life of your shirt:

  • Protect the design by turning your shirt inside out before washing.
  • Machine wash with cold water and like colors.
  • Tumble dry-low or air dry. 
  • If necessary, your shirt can be ironed on medium heat but do not iron the decoration. 
  • Do not dry clean. 

Shipping and Returns

Avoid unwelcome surprises!

BEFORE you make a purchase, please check out our size charts, Return Policy and Shipping Info.

The Fine Print

Store Policies are about as exciting as watching paint dry but they make sure we're all on the same page. And let's face it -- we all hate surprises. At least the ones the ones that don't involve gifts and candy.

Please review each link below before purchase:

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